I love Russian jokes. I stole these from here
One man to another: “Because of communism I will have a plane!”
“What do you need a plane for?”
“Well what if suddenly, say, flour is being given out in Kalug. Fly for half an hour–and I’m there!”
On Armenian radio there came a question from abroad: “Is it true that in the USSR the pay does not correspond to the work?”
“Incorrect. It corresponds quite well. They pretend to pay and we pretend to work.”
Is it possible to live on your salary?
Don’t know, didn’t try.
What’s the difference between socialism and capitalism?
Under capitalism one person exploits another person, and under socialism – the opposite.
When did the first Soviet elections take place?
When God put Eve before Adam and said: “Choose yourself a wife!”